we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
We need a shit load of segways right now
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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