I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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