My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
