The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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