im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
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Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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