I can tuck mytits in my pants
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Walk of Shame today included voting.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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