I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
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If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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