Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
pray to the hookup gods
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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