Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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