He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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