You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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