Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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