Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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