Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I have fence marks all over my body
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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