Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Randomize
