I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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