It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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