you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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