What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
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There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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