I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
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My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
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Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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