It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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