Whatcha textin bout Willis?
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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