i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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