Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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