I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
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my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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