I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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