I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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