Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize