Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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