Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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