Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
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i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
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I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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