Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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