Dual....:-)
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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