Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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