I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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