I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
