I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
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Is her dick bigger than yours?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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