Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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