i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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