yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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