Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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