So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I am midnight drunk by noon
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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