I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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