So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
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When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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