Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Randomize
