Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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