Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
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With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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