ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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