I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.