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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I wish facebook had a fuck off button.

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• (+52): View more from Mexico

  I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.

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• (682): View more from Texas

  aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?

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• (914): View more from New York

  I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.

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  You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority

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• (305): View more from Florida

  And then my night got REAL pukey

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  You should frame my arrest warrant.

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