I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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