What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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