You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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