You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
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Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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