remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
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but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
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Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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