dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
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it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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