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You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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