it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
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I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
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If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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