is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
he had hair everywhere except his balls
So vagazzling was a success
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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