Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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I need you to use more vowels.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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